1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:03,757 That is why I think I should be your choice 2 00:00:03,820 --> 00:00:05,656 for our club president. 3 00:00:05,687 --> 00:00:06,695 Thank you. 4 00:00:06,711 --> 00:00:08,611 So, how does this work? 5 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:11,242 Is there, like, a ballot box, or...? 6 00:00:12,227 --> 00:00:14,093 - Yes! - Aaron, what the heck?! 7 00:00:14,162 --> 00:00:16,829 ["BORN TO BE WILD" PLAYS] 8 00:00:16,898 --> 00:00:18,464 No. They wouldn't. 9 00:00:19,534 --> 00:00:22,101 ? Get your wheelchair van runnin' ? 10 00:00:22,170 --> 00:00:24,637 ? Annual DiMeo road trip ? 11 00:00:24,706 --> 00:00:27,774 - I call vice president! - ? It's getting harder to surprise you ? 12 00:00:27,842 --> 00:00:29,208 ? So we're doing this at school ? 13 00:00:29,277 --> 00:00:30,977 Ray, I think your parents are that way. 14 00:00:31,046 --> 00:00:32,412 Thanks! Say hi to them for me. 15 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:33,980 ? Hopefully, you're more excited than embarrassed ? 16 00:00:34,049 --> 00:00:36,683 ? Some people think it's cool when dads can play guitar ? 17 00:00:36,751 --> 00:00:39,719 [SCREAMING] ? Dylan and JJ will have joined us by this point ? 18 00:00:39,788 --> 00:00:42,922 ? Ray's likely runnin' away ? 19 00:00:42,991 --> 00:00:44,223 Two, three, four! 20 00:00:44,292 --> 00:00:49,162 ? Vans can move fa-a-a-ster than people ? 21 00:00:49,352 --> 00:00:52,165 Synced and corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 22 00:00:53,902 --> 00:00:55,168 Oh, thanks again, Kenneth. 23 00:00:55,236 --> 00:00:56,569 You got it all, right? 24 00:00:56,638 --> 00:00:58,438 Take care of the dog, leave a few lights on, and... 25 00:00:58,506 --> 00:00:59,772 Oh. 26 00:00:59,841 --> 00:01:01,774 The cabinet above the fridge... whatever you do, 27 00:01:01,843 --> 00:01:04,844 please... do not look in there. 28 00:01:04,913 --> 00:01:06,679 Don't make up forbidden spaces 29 00:01:06,748 --> 00:01:08,181 to make your life seem interesting. 30 00:01:08,249 --> 00:01:09,782 Aw! You know me! 31 00:01:12,153 --> 00:01:13,653 DiMeos. You're leaving? 32 00:01:13,722 --> 00:01:14,987 But our fundraiser's starting. 33 00:01:15,056 --> 00:01:16,723 You said you'd be there when I told you 34 00:01:16,791 --> 00:01:18,791 we'd approved the funds to upgrade the elevator. 35 00:01:18,860 --> 00:01:20,993 Oh, yeah. Right. 36 00:01:21,062 --> 00:01:22,261 Yeah, and I will be there. 37 00:01:22,330 --> 00:01:24,230 Oh, wonderful! 38 00:01:24,299 --> 00:01:26,499 Wait. Are you lying again for sport? 39 00:01:26,568 --> 00:01:28,267 TBD, darling. 40 00:01:28,336 --> 00:01:30,937 "Let's," H-I... "hit the road, baby!" 41 00:01:31,005 --> 00:01:32,271 I don't want to go to a fundraiser 42 00:01:32,340 --> 00:01:34,307 and make small talk with strangers. 43 00:01:34,375 --> 00:01:36,375 I'm invisible, and no one listens to me. 44 00:01:36,444 --> 00:01:37,677 Let's go to the fundraiser. 45 00:01:37,746 --> 00:01:39,212 - What'd you say? - Not important. 46 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,080 You know, we committed to it, 47 00:01:41,149 --> 00:01:43,382 and I've committed to doing 1 out of 10 things 48 00:01:43,451 --> 00:01:44,717 I commit to. 49 00:01:44,786 --> 00:01:46,753 Helps me win arguments about my lack of commitment. 50 00:01:46,821 --> 00:01:48,054 We'll just do a quick spin-through, 51 00:01:48,123 --> 00:01:49,355 say "Thank you for the elevator," 52 00:01:49,424 --> 00:01:50,790 and then we'll be on the road in a jiff. 53 00:01:50,859 --> 00:01:52,058 You'll be alright for a few minutes, kids, won't you? 54 00:01:52,127 --> 00:01:53,226 - No problem. - Sure. 55 00:01:54,796 --> 00:01:56,329 [VAN DOORS CLOSE] 56 00:01:56,397 --> 00:01:58,531 Oh! Why are you throwing things at me?! 57 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:01,467 - Oh! Did Mom pack everything we own?! - [SIGHS] 58 00:02:01,536 --> 00:02:03,369 No! Those are our road-trip snacks! 59 00:02:03,438 --> 00:02:06,038 You eat those now, we'll have nothing to eat later. 60 00:02:06,107 --> 00:02:09,142 Allow me to explain the concept of delayed gratification. 61 00:02:09,210 --> 00:02:10,710 Allow me to explain the concept 62 00:02:10,779 --> 00:02:12,712 of eating like Cookie Monster. 63 00:02:12,781 --> 00:02:14,680 Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom... 64 00:02:14,749 --> 00:02:16,082 You're not even ingesting them! 65 00:02:16,151 --> 00:02:17,150 ...nom, nom, nom, nom, nom... 66 00:02:17,218 --> 00:02:20,653 [DISCO MUSIC PLAYS] 67 00:02:20,722 --> 00:02:22,922 Ooh! A '70s theme. 68 00:02:22,991 --> 00:02:25,158 Where are the long lines for gas? 69 00:02:25,226 --> 00:02:27,026 Oh! Too soon! 70 00:02:27,095 --> 00:02:28,928 Let's do a lap and leave, shall we? 71 00:02:28,997 --> 00:02:30,329 If we get trapped in a conversation 72 00:02:30,398 --> 00:02:32,465 and we need help, the code word is "Winnebago". 73 00:02:32,534 --> 00:02:34,109 Don't worry. I'm not having any conversations. 74 00:02:34,133 --> 00:02:35,084 There's a nacho bar. 75 00:02:35,109 --> 00:02:36,702 Have I told you about my new nacho system, 76 00:02:36,771 --> 00:02:39,205 where every bite has the perfect distribution of... 77 00:02:39,274 --> 00:02:40,339 Winnebago. 78 00:02:40,408 --> 00:02:41,707 I'll get us a drink, love. 79 00:02:44,579 --> 00:02:46,612 - Oh. - Do you mind if I take it? I need it. 80 00:02:46,681 --> 00:02:48,815 I'm not good in social situations. Thanks. 81 00:02:50,852 --> 00:02:52,285 Okay, see? That was rude. 82 00:02:52,353 --> 00:02:53,986 Oh, no, I assure you, I'm no better. 83 00:02:54,055 --> 00:02:55,521 Luckily, I'm lawless. 84 00:02:55,590 --> 00:02:57,557 Got to be something to steal under here. 85 00:02:57,625 --> 00:02:58,624 Alright. 86 00:02:58,693 --> 00:03:00,993 Is there a famous '70s lesbian? 87 00:03:01,062 --> 00:03:02,862 Because I am her for you right now. 88 00:03:02,931 --> 00:03:04,330 [LAUGHS] 89 00:03:04,399 --> 00:03:05,865 There he is! 90 00:03:05,934 --> 00:03:07,166 Alright! 91 00:03:07,235 --> 00:03:09,068 No one is paying attention to me! 92 00:03:09,137 --> 00:03:10,803 I store loose change in my butt! 93 00:03:10,872 --> 00:03:12,638 Hey! Why do you do that? 94 00:03:12,707 --> 00:03:14,640 And why are you yelling about it at this party? 95 00:03:14,709 --> 00:03:15,641 You're back. 96 00:03:15,710 --> 00:03:16,676 You're deejaying this thing? 97 00:03:16,744 --> 00:03:18,611 Yeah, well, after being iced 98 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,713 by a certain physical therapist of JJ's, 99 00:03:20,782 --> 00:03:22,715 I could use a little female attention, 100 00:03:22,784 --> 00:03:24,383 and ladies love deejays. 101 00:03:24,452 --> 00:03:27,587 So when they asked me, I... [SNAPS] hustled 102 00:03:27,655 --> 00:03:30,389 and got my deejay equipment out of my... 103 00:03:30,458 --> 00:03:32,625 ? Brick apartment ? 104 00:03:32,694 --> 00:03:33,793 You have fun. 105 00:03:33,862 --> 00:03:36,329 I'm going to... 106 00:03:36,397 --> 00:03:37,763 get the hell out of here. 107 00:03:37,832 --> 00:03:39,866 [BOTH LAUGH] 108 00:03:39,934 --> 00:03:43,102 I thought I was the only one who sided with United! 109 00:03:43,171 --> 00:03:45,571 - No, I get it. Get off the plane, man! - Get off! 110 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:46,539 [BOTH LAUGH] 111 00:03:46,608 --> 00:03:48,007 Shall we, honey? 112 00:03:48,076 --> 00:03:50,743 - Ohh, sorry. I've got to head out. - No! Don't go! 113 00:03:50,812 --> 00:03:52,678 - Oh, no, I'll leave you the booze. - Oh, sweet. 114 00:03:52,747 --> 00:03:54,580 Although the fact that you knew to do that 115 00:03:54,649 --> 00:03:57,416 is actually why I am sad that you're leaving. [SIGHS] 116 00:03:57,485 --> 00:04:00,553 - It was so nice to meet you, Maya. - So nice to meet you, Sarah. 117 00:04:00,622 --> 00:04:03,022 - See ya. - Bye. 118 00:04:03,091 --> 00:04:05,691 Ohh! I really liked her! 119 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:08,027 Did you see how disappointed she was when I was leaving? 120 00:04:08,096 --> 00:04:10,396 Yeah, but did you see how happy I am that we are? 121 00:04:10,465 --> 00:04:11,864 - Aaah! - Come on. Can we just stay a bit longer? 122 00:04:11,933 --> 00:04:13,366 We've been at this school for over a year, 123 00:04:13,434 --> 00:04:15,001 and it's the first time I've connected with a parent. 124 00:04:15,069 --> 00:04:17,370 Plus, I'm very good at '70s dancing. 125 00:04:17,438 --> 00:04:18,771 [SIGHS] Should we tell the kids? 126 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:21,274 The kids know that I'm good at '70s dancing. 127 00:04:21,342 --> 00:04:23,676 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 128 00:04:23,745 --> 00:04:25,511 You liked another mom? Really? 129 00:04:25,580 --> 00:04:27,446 Look at you... going to fundraisers, 130 00:04:27,515 --> 00:04:28,948 making connections. 131 00:04:29,017 --> 00:04:30,616 Someone's becoming part of the community. 132 00:04:30,685 --> 00:04:33,286 Why do you have to find larger themes in everything? 133 00:04:33,354 --> 00:04:34,520 Look, we're still gonna go on the road trip, 134 00:04:34,589 --> 00:04:35,888 but just in a few hours. 135 00:04:35,957 --> 00:04:38,724 Here... walk to something fun and enjoy each other. 136 00:04:38,793 --> 00:04:41,560 - Mini golf it is. - "Movie." 137 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:43,396 No! Arcade, you idiots! 138 00:04:43,464 --> 00:04:44,463 [KNOCK ON VAN] 139 00:04:44,495 --> 00:04:45,538 You're parked in a loading zone. 140 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,366 Move it, or I'm gonna have you towed. 141 00:04:47,435 --> 00:04:48,534 I'm gonna go tell Mom and Dad. 142 00:04:48,603 --> 00:04:51,070 Just drive up 5 feet and find another spot. 143 00:04:51,139 --> 00:04:52,571 But I don't have a license. 144 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,907 Neither did the Wright brothers, and they soared. 145 00:04:54,976 --> 00:04:55,919 JJ: [SIGHS] 146 00:04:55,997 --> 00:04:58,110 "You don't always have to be the bummer." 147 00:04:58,179 --> 00:05:00,146 "Do it. Do it." 148 00:05:00,214 --> 00:05:02,014 [CHANTING] "Do it! Do it!" 149 00:05:02,083 --> 00:05:03,482 Do it! Do it! 150 00:05:03,551 --> 00:05:05,484 Do it! Do it! Do it! 151 00:05:05,553 --> 00:05:09,121 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 152 00:05:09,190 --> 00:05:10,990 - [ENGINE STARTS] - No way! 153 00:05:11,059 --> 00:05:12,325 You did it?! You psycho! 154 00:05:13,561 --> 00:05:14,794 MAYA: Ohh! 155 00:05:14,862 --> 00:05:16,495 Try these. 156 00:05:17,765 --> 00:05:18,965 Ohhhhh! 157 00:05:19,033 --> 00:05:20,266 And these. 158 00:05:20,335 --> 00:05:22,201 JIMMY: Whatever this is is gonna suck. 159 00:05:22,270 --> 00:05:24,270 - Yep. - Oh, just try them on. 160 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:28,240 Mm! Upside. 161 00:05:28,309 --> 00:05:30,242 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 162 00:05:30,311 --> 00:05:37,883 ? 163 00:05:37,952 --> 00:05:39,585 Oh, I'm gonna go and find Sarah. 164 00:05:39,654 --> 00:05:43,055 Cool. I can't turn yet. 165 00:05:43,124 --> 00:05:44,790 - I'm back! - [BOTH SCREAM] 166 00:05:44,859 --> 00:05:46,125 - Oh, my God! - Sorry! 167 00:05:46,194 --> 00:05:48,294 Oh, don't apologize. I love a dramatic reveal. 168 00:05:48,363 --> 00:05:49,362 [BOTH LAUGH] 169 00:05:49,430 --> 00:05:50,629 I love fringe. 170 00:05:50,698 --> 00:05:52,131 - It's great! - It's good for hustling. 171 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:53,499 [LAUGHS] 172 00:05:53,568 --> 00:05:56,002 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 173 00:05:57,472 --> 00:05:59,171 Oh! Excuse me, big guy. 174 00:06:00,742 --> 00:06:03,542 - Who is this tall drink of water? - [CHUCKLES] 175 00:06:03,611 --> 00:06:05,544 Ooh-ooh! Someone got tall. 176 00:06:05,613 --> 00:06:07,380 - Yeah! - It's nice, right? 177 00:06:07,448 --> 00:06:10,416 When you're tall, it affects the way people look at you. 178 00:06:10,485 --> 00:06:11,917 They assume you're intelligent... 179 00:06:11,986 --> 00:06:13,219 and entertaining. 180 00:06:13,287 --> 00:06:14,653 I've never thought that about you. 181 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:15,921 Doubt me if you want, but it's true. 182 00:06:17,558 --> 00:06:19,425 My question about the '70s theme is, 183 00:06:19,494 --> 00:06:20,793 where's the long line for gas? 184 00:06:20,862 --> 00:06:24,597 [LAUGHTER] 185 00:06:26,401 --> 00:06:28,000 I'm so glad we met, Maya. 186 00:06:28,069 --> 00:06:30,102 So far, the only other friends that I've made 187 00:06:30,171 --> 00:06:31,904 are other fencing-team moms. 188 00:06:31,973 --> 00:06:33,539 Jake's on the fencing team? 189 00:06:33,608 --> 00:06:35,541 I just remembered another person's child's name. 190 00:06:35,610 --> 00:06:36,909 My brain must really like you. 191 00:06:36,978 --> 00:06:38,069 [LAUGHS] 192 00:06:38,124 --> 00:06:39,812 Jake was on the fencing team, 193 00:06:39,881 --> 00:06:41,981 but they canceled it because of budget cuts. 194 00:06:42,050 --> 00:06:43,015 - Oh, no! - Yeah. 195 00:06:43,084 --> 00:06:44,183 But they have enough money 196 00:06:44,252 --> 00:06:46,085 to upgrade the handicapped elevator? 197 00:06:47,655 --> 00:06:48,754 That's a bad thing? 198 00:06:48,823 --> 00:06:50,256 Well, it just seems extreme. 199 00:06:50,324 --> 00:06:51,590 Why should everyone else suffer 200 00:06:51,659 --> 00:06:53,692 just because of an elevator that only two kids use? 201 00:06:54,429 --> 00:06:55,428 - Oh! - Ooh! 202 00:06:55,496 --> 00:06:57,163 - You need some napkins? - Yeah. 203 00:06:57,231 --> 00:06:59,031 Honey, making friends yet? 204 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:00,533 No, darling. Just an enemy. 205 00:07:00,601 --> 00:07:02,501 Dy-no-mite! 206 00:07:04,588 --> 00:07:06,159 - [DISCO MUSIC PLAYS] - [LAUGHS] Yeah! 207 00:07:06,213 --> 00:07:07,479 You're a good-looking crowd. 208 00:07:07,526 --> 00:07:08,792 Let's get to know each other. 209 00:07:08,860 --> 00:07:11,962 All the single ladies, let me hear you scream! 210 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:19,703 Wait, wait. For real? 211 00:07:19,771 --> 00:07:22,405 Uh... well, alright, are there any single ladies, 212 00:07:22,474 --> 00:07:23,740 or are you just not a screaming crowd? 213 00:07:23,809 --> 00:07:25,275 Um, well, all the married ladies, 214 00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:27,010 let me hear you scream! 215 00:07:27,079 --> 00:07:30,447 [WOMEN SCREAMING] 216 00:07:30,515 --> 00:07:31,915 Okay, alright. 217 00:07:31,984 --> 00:07:33,950 Just give me a moment while I, uh, 218 00:07:34,019 --> 00:07:36,453 try to figure out why I agreed to do this for free. 219 00:07:36,521 --> 00:07:38,355 Then she complained to me... to me... 220 00:07:38,423 --> 00:07:40,357 that this school does too much for kids with disability. 221 00:07:40,425 --> 00:07:41,524 I mean, know your audience. 222 00:07:41,593 --> 00:07:42,826 Well, clearly she doesn't, 223 00:07:42,894 --> 00:07:44,527 and you should use that to your advantage. 224 00:07:44,596 --> 00:07:46,496 And I'm going to. Did you get smarter? 225 00:07:46,565 --> 00:07:47,697 Yes. 226 00:07:47,766 --> 00:07:49,666 All my good thoughts are up here. 227 00:07:49,735 --> 00:07:51,701 Down here is just... 228 00:07:51,770 --> 00:07:54,771 TV theme songs, strong opinions on new KFC offerings... 229 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:55,939 stuff like that. 230 00:07:56,008 --> 00:07:57,340 She probably has a whole gang of them. 231 00:07:57,409 --> 00:07:59,109 Well, I'm gonna go undercover as a typical mom, 232 00:07:59,177 --> 00:08:01,378 I'm gonna find out who they are, and I'm gonna give them hell. 233 00:08:01,446 --> 00:08:02,445 You okay? 234 00:08:02,514 --> 00:08:04,681 You're normally much more happy 235 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:06,149 when hell's about to be given. 236 00:08:06,218 --> 00:08:07,617 It's just... 237 00:08:07,686 --> 00:08:09,719 I really liked her. 238 00:08:09,788 --> 00:08:12,155 Well, I... I really like the top of your head. 239 00:08:12,224 --> 00:08:13,490 [SMOOCHES] 240 00:08:13,558 --> 00:08:14,591 - [HORNS HONKING] - DYLAN: Where are we going, Ray? 241 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:16,292 There are no parking spaces! 242 00:08:18,263 --> 00:08:19,829 Oh. Those can't be functional. 243 00:08:19,898 --> 00:08:21,197 [HORN BLARES] 244 00:08:21,266 --> 00:08:23,466 Hey! You! Learn how to drive, Grandpa! 245 00:08:25,404 --> 00:08:27,704 That's right... I am your grandpa! 246 00:08:27,773 --> 00:08:29,939 Because I made love to your grandma. 247 00:08:30,008 --> 00:08:32,509 And she told me she wasn't proud of you. 248 00:08:32,577 --> 00:08:34,344 [ENGINE REVS] 249 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:37,881 "Ray's being bad. 250 00:08:37,949 --> 00:08:39,049 I like it." 251 00:08:39,117 --> 00:08:41,251 Really? You guys like the new Ray? 252 00:08:41,319 --> 00:08:44,721 Excuse us for being gushy, but this has to be said. 253 00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:46,189 You are not a loser. 254 00:08:46,258 --> 00:08:48,258 ? 255 00:08:48,326 --> 00:08:50,293 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 256 00:08:50,362 --> 00:08:53,897 Okay, so, no single ladies screamed, 257 00:08:53,965 --> 00:08:56,800 which means either there are no single ladies 258 00:08:56,868 --> 00:09:00,437 or they are here but they're shy. 259 00:09:00,505 --> 00:09:02,138 So let's try this. 260 00:09:02,163 --> 00:09:03,106 Married ladies... 261 00:09:03,175 --> 00:09:04,240 [WOMEN SCREAM] 262 00:09:04,309 --> 00:09:06,776 Let me finish! 263 00:09:06,845 --> 00:09:10,280 If you're married and you know a single lady who's here, 264 00:09:10,348 --> 00:09:11,815 make some noise! 265 00:09:14,019 --> 00:09:15,285 [MICROPHONE THUMPS] 266 00:09:15,353 --> 00:09:16,686 No single moms? 267 00:09:16,755 --> 00:09:19,355 Divorce just isn't a thing at this school? 268 00:09:19,424 --> 00:09:20,457 Okay, okay. Alright. 269 00:09:20,525 --> 00:09:21,858 We're not done here. 270 00:09:21,927 --> 00:09:23,026 Do the hustle. 271 00:09:23,095 --> 00:09:24,260 ? Do the hustle! ? 272 00:09:24,329 --> 00:09:25,495 DR. MILLER: Hey, foxes! 273 00:09:25,564 --> 00:09:27,997 [CHUCKLING] Okay, group photo time! 274 00:09:28,066 --> 00:09:30,366 Jimmy. Tall guys in the back. 275 00:09:30,435 --> 00:09:31,735 Oh. [CHUCKLES] 276 00:09:31,803 --> 00:09:32,769 I'm in the back. 277 00:09:32,838 --> 00:09:34,571 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 278 00:09:34,639 --> 00:09:35,605 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 279 00:09:37,709 --> 00:09:39,109 So, these are your friends? 280 00:09:39,177 --> 00:09:42,011 You're the moms against renovating the handicapped elevator? 281 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:45,115 I mean, that's not, like, our official title. 282 00:09:45,183 --> 00:09:47,584 Well, I'm with you ladies all the way. 283 00:09:47,652 --> 00:09:49,452 I mean, why should our kids suffer 284 00:09:49,521 --> 00:09:52,355 just to cater to some small minority? 285 00:09:52,424 --> 00:09:54,791 You know, actually, I think most of those kids are faking. 286 00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:57,293 They don't need wheelchairs. They're just bloody lazy. 287 00:09:57,362 --> 00:09:58,728 I wouldn't go that far. 288 00:09:58,797 --> 00:10:00,430 - I bet she's right. - Name? Name? 289 00:10:03,635 --> 00:10:07,036 We have a plan, though, and it's going down tonight. 290 00:10:07,105 --> 00:10:08,371 There's a plan? What plan? 291 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:09,639 DR. MILLER: Wow, you can dance! 292 00:10:09,708 --> 00:10:11,474 Everybody, look at Maya! 293 00:10:11,543 --> 00:10:12,709 - Wha... - [CROWD "OOH" S] 294 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:14,711 Is there... Can... 295 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:15,812 [GROANS] 296 00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:17,881 Foiled again by my excellent hustling! 297 00:10:19,084 --> 00:10:20,250 How are you, Kenneth? 298 00:10:20,318 --> 00:10:21,718 I love being tall! 299 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:23,853 I want this night to last forever. 300 00:10:23,922 --> 00:10:25,789 I'm confident. I'm connecting with people. 301 00:10:25,857 --> 00:10:27,223 I-I'm never going back. 302 00:10:27,292 --> 00:10:28,758 Well, I-I love having you up here, 303 00:10:28,827 --> 00:10:31,895 but you belong back down there, Jimmy. 304 00:10:31,963 --> 00:10:33,029 No. 305 00:10:33,098 --> 00:10:35,465 It... It can't end. I won't let it. 306 00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:37,066 These things are staying on! 307 00:10:37,135 --> 00:10:38,334 Jim... 308 00:10:38,403 --> 00:10:39,469 Jimmy! 309 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:44,607 Okay, um, uh, let's forget the "single" thing. 310 00:10:44,676 --> 00:10:47,143 Um, I'd like something to come out of tonight. 311 00:10:47,212 --> 00:10:51,214 Uh, anyone interested in an '09 Wrangler with low miles, 312 00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:52,816 make some noise! 313 00:10:54,519 --> 00:10:55,952 Of course. 314 00:10:56,021 --> 00:10:58,354 God forbid even my car gets some love tonight! 315 00:10:58,423 --> 00:11:01,624 "School's back that way." 316 00:11:01,693 --> 00:11:03,293 And so is the old me. 317 00:11:03,361 --> 00:11:06,095 We're supposed to be going on a road trip, aren't we? 318 00:11:06,164 --> 00:11:08,798 Now, let's be on a road trip. 319 00:11:08,867 --> 00:11:10,967 O-Okay, but pay attention to the road. 320 00:11:11,036 --> 00:11:14,137 Y-Y-You can do a lot of damage with a 4,000-pound van. 321 00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:15,638 I like the way you think. 322 00:11:15,707 --> 00:11:17,307 We do have too much stuff back there. 323 00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:19,609 [THE UNDERTONES' "TEENAGE KICKS" PLAYS] 324 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:24,547 ? 325 00:11:24,616 --> 00:11:28,151 ? Are teenage dreams so hard to beat? ? 326 00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:30,320 ? Every time she walks down the street ? 327 00:11:30,388 --> 00:11:31,988 Did you put your telescope here? 328 00:11:32,057 --> 00:11:33,289 Yeah, JJ thought it'd be cool. 329 00:11:35,026 --> 00:11:38,294 ? Wish she was mine, she looks so good ? 330 00:11:38,363 --> 00:11:41,130 ? I wanna hold her, wanna hold her tight ? 331 00:11:41,199 --> 00:11:42,599 Okay, big finish. 332 00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:44,634 ? ...right through the night ? 333 00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:46,703 ? Oh, yeah ? 334 00:11:46,771 --> 00:11:49,639 Yeah. That was a bad one to end on. 335 00:11:50,909 --> 00:11:51,975 Oh! 336 00:11:52,043 --> 00:11:55,845 So, this is the notorious elevator, eh? 337 00:11:55,914 --> 00:11:57,347 - Let's ride it. - Why? 338 00:11:57,415 --> 00:11:59,282 So we can make fun of it. 339 00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:01,017 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS, BOTH LAUGH] 340 00:12:02,921 --> 00:12:04,320 [ELEVATOR WHIRRING] 341 00:12:04,389 --> 00:12:05,455 Dumb elevator. 342 00:12:05,523 --> 00:12:07,590 Still smell like some guy's cologne much? 343 00:12:07,659 --> 00:12:08,992 [CHUCKLES] 344 00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:10,360 - [ALARM RINGS, WHIRRING STOPS] - Right. 345 00:12:10,428 --> 00:12:12,061 You like dramatic reveals? Here's one. 346 00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:13,830 My kid is one of the two children... 347 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,165 there's four, actually... that uses this elevator. 348 00:12:16,234 --> 00:12:17,467 Wait. What?! 349 00:12:17,535 --> 00:12:20,169 So, is this some kind of undercover sting? 350 00:12:20,238 --> 00:12:21,337 [SIGHS DEEPLY] 351 00:12:21,406 --> 00:12:23,122 - [WHIRRING RESUMES] - Don't be ridiculous! 352 00:12:23,185 --> 00:12:24,247 - [ALARM RINGS, WHIRRING STOPS] - Hey! 353 00:12:24,302 --> 00:12:25,508 Listen! Here's what's gonna happen. 354 00:12:25,577 --> 00:12:26,643 You're gonna leave this elevator, 355 00:12:26,711 --> 00:12:28,177 which I'd like to be refurbished for my son, 356 00:12:28,246 --> 00:12:29,379 and you're going to put a stop 357 00:12:29,447 --> 00:12:30,780 to whatever plan you've concocted. 358 00:12:30,849 --> 00:12:33,483 And if you don't, I'm gonna use all the energy I've devoted 359 00:12:33,551 --> 00:12:36,219 to making this school a haven for my kid 360 00:12:36,288 --> 00:12:38,087 into making it a hell for you. 361 00:12:38,156 --> 00:12:39,923 - Ohh! - Now you're free to leave. 362 00:12:45,397 --> 00:12:46,462 What is happening?! 363 00:12:46,531 --> 00:12:48,598 I told you they needed to fix this thing! 364 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:50,233 Alright, where to next? 365 00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:52,035 Isn't it time to get back to school? 366 00:12:52,103 --> 00:12:54,370 You're really not acting like the Ray I know. 367 00:12:54,439 --> 00:12:56,472 But the Ray you know always fought with you guys. 368 00:12:56,541 --> 00:12:57,607 We're having fun together. 369 00:12:57,676 --> 00:13:00,143 In fact, forget this "Ray" business. 370 00:13:00,211 --> 00:13:01,904 Call me Blaze. 371 00:13:02,347 --> 00:13:03,413 [CHUCKLING] Ohh. 372 00:13:03,481 --> 00:13:05,214 Blaze just figured out his next move. 373 00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:07,450 What are you doing? 374 00:13:07,519 --> 00:13:09,686 Our soda-throwing friend. 375 00:13:09,754 --> 00:13:11,254 Are you gonna mess with his car? 376 00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:13,222 Ray, no, let's go back to the school. 377 00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:14,490 I'm Blaze. 378 00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:16,826 Ray, I never appreciated it before, 379 00:13:16,895 --> 00:13:18,828 but you do serve a purpose. 380 00:13:18,897 --> 00:13:20,296 We need a wet blanket. 381 00:13:20,365 --> 00:13:23,066 Without you, we're a runaway truck without brakes. 382 00:13:23,134 --> 00:13:24,767 The trio demands a weenie. 383 00:13:24,836 --> 00:13:26,035 I did my time. 384 00:13:26,104 --> 00:13:27,904 Fine! I'll do it! 385 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,405 JJ obviously never will. 386 00:13:29,474 --> 00:13:31,507 He just wants to see the world burn. 387 00:13:31,576 --> 00:13:35,945 There's a new killjoy in town, and I say the fun stops now. 388 00:13:36,014 --> 00:13:38,514 I spent a lot of time saying things just like that. 389 00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:40,450 Better on this side, weenie. 390 00:13:40,518 --> 00:13:41,985 [SIGHS] 391 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:47,127 My husband will be here to rescue me momentarily. 392 00:13:47,175 --> 00:13:49,108 Oh, so, my fate rests in the hands of a man 393 00:13:49,177 --> 00:13:50,977 who would marry you? Great. 394 00:13:51,045 --> 00:13:52,478 Well, I wonder who'd marry you, too. 395 00:13:52,547 --> 00:13:54,616 Where did you meet? At an "I Hate Wheelchairs" rally? 396 00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:56,145 We met through mutual friends! 397 00:13:56,213 --> 00:13:57,446 That is very boring! 398 00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:00,449 I don't hate your son. 399 00:14:00,517 --> 00:14:01,683 You got a funny way of showing it. 400 00:14:01,752 --> 00:14:03,952 I don't want to take anything away from anyone. 401 00:14:04,021 --> 00:14:06,922 I'm just trying to figure out how to help my kid. 402 00:14:06,991 --> 00:14:08,924 Jake's not doing great, okay? 403 00:14:08,993 --> 00:14:10,459 He's really lonely. 404 00:14:10,527 --> 00:14:13,128 Fencing is the only thing that made him happy. 405 00:14:13,197 --> 00:14:14,896 I'm just... I'm trying to figure out 406 00:14:14,965 --> 00:14:17,432 how to make my son happy. 407 00:14:17,501 --> 00:14:19,534 But it's hurting my kid in the process. 408 00:14:19,603 --> 00:14:21,903 And, I mean, I'll do anything to protect him, 409 00:14:21,972 --> 00:14:24,940 even if it means taking something away from your kid. 410 00:14:26,844 --> 00:14:28,977 Which is exactly what you're doing. 411 00:14:29,046 --> 00:14:30,278 Ohhhhh! 412 00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:32,414 Oh, I just realized something. 413 00:14:32,483 --> 00:14:35,150 Other people love their children... like how I do. 414 00:14:35,219 --> 00:14:36,918 I do. Please let me see him again. 415 00:14:36,987 --> 00:14:38,887 I get it. I feel you. 416 00:14:38,956 --> 00:14:40,455 I may even like you again. 417 00:14:40,524 --> 00:14:42,057 I definitely like your jumpsuit. 418 00:14:42,126 --> 00:14:43,291 Well, I really liked you 419 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,460 before this whole kidnapping thing. 420 00:14:45,529 --> 00:14:47,329 And even then, it was a great ambush. 421 00:14:47,398 --> 00:14:49,164 So you like the irony of me trapping you in the elevator. 422 00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:51,466 Oh, I got it right away. [CHUCKLES] 423 00:14:51,535 --> 00:14:52,701 Just out of curiosity, 424 00:14:52,770 --> 00:14:55,003 what was your plan for saving the fencing team? 425 00:14:55,072 --> 00:14:57,105 Oh, I was going to give Dr. Miller 426 00:14:57,174 --> 00:14:59,508 a very strongly worded letter. 427 00:14:59,576 --> 00:15:01,143 A letter?! Pbht! 428 00:15:01,211 --> 00:15:04,112 Oh, I'm sorry. I don't think you've read my letters. 429 00:15:04,181 --> 00:15:06,248 How much free soup has Campbell's sent you? 430 00:15:06,316 --> 00:15:07,649 [GRUNTS] 431 00:15:07,718 --> 00:15:09,985 Hey, honey. I'm here to get you out of there. 432 00:15:10,054 --> 00:15:11,553 Got a ladder, but I'm just not sure 433 00:15:11,622 --> 00:15:12,988 how safe it would be for me to... 434 00:15:13,057 --> 00:15:14,489 Oh, Jimmy, take your bloody shoes off! 435 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:15,457 Copy. 436 00:15:16,493 --> 00:15:18,860 This isn't you. Don't do this. 437 00:15:18,929 --> 00:15:20,662 Dylan, don't fight it. 438 00:15:20,731 --> 00:15:22,030 We don't need a stick in the mud. 439 00:15:22,099 --> 00:15:23,765 You could have a cool nickname like me. 440 00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:24,766 Maybe Siren. 441 00:15:26,470 --> 00:15:29,037 "I'm Girth Squeezel." 442 00:15:29,106 --> 00:15:31,073 Girth Squeezel? 443 00:15:31,141 --> 00:15:32,707 Okay, enough talk. 444 00:15:32,776 --> 00:15:34,476 I've got a car to egg. 445 00:15:34,545 --> 00:15:35,964 [GRUNTS] 446 00:15:36,346 --> 00:15:37,379 [GRUNTS] 447 00:15:37,448 --> 00:15:38,880 Ehh! Ehh! 448 00:15:38,949 --> 00:15:40,749 Gah! 449 00:15:40,818 --> 00:15:42,150 "Wow." 450 00:15:42,219 --> 00:15:45,287 B-L... "Blaze throws a lot like Ray." 451 00:15:45,355 --> 00:15:46,421 [GRUNTS] 452 00:15:47,691 --> 00:15:49,658 Alright, last one. 453 00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:50,625 [SMOOCHES] 454 00:15:50,694 --> 00:15:51,626 [GRUNTS] 455 00:15:52,729 --> 00:15:54,029 [GASPS] 456 00:15:56,266 --> 00:15:57,966 Why did you guys let me do that?! 457 00:15:58,035 --> 00:15:59,267 I'm Ray! 458 00:15:59,336 --> 00:16:01,470 Alright, now, in times like this, it's common 459 00:16:01,538 --> 00:16:04,473 to feel an overpowering attraction to your rescuer. 460 00:16:04,541 --> 00:16:07,609 We'll sort out those emotions once I get my shoes back on. 461 00:16:07,678 --> 00:16:09,377 What's up, hero? 462 00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,780 Hey... guys! 463 00:16:11,849 --> 00:16:13,281 Aren't you gonna come down, big guy? 464 00:16:13,350 --> 00:16:14,683 You know, I... 465 00:16:14,751 --> 00:16:17,786 Actually, I've got some post-rescue inspection stuff 466 00:16:17,855 --> 00:16:19,321 to... you know, just want to... 467 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:21,597 [SIGHS] 468 00:16:21,658 --> 00:16:27,062 ? 469 00:16:27,131 --> 00:16:28,196 I don't understand. 470 00:16:28,265 --> 00:16:30,198 Well, the rest of him is there on the bench. 471 00:16:30,267 --> 00:16:32,667 But it doesn't matter because he's a her... 472 00:16:32,736 --> 00:16:34,436 Ohhhhhhh. 473 00:16:34,505 --> 00:16:35,837 Forget tall, darling. 474 00:16:35,906 --> 00:16:38,006 What's important is that you're the bigger man. 475 00:16:38,075 --> 00:16:39,608 I saw things up there! 476 00:16:39,676 --> 00:16:41,409 A lot of you are going bald! 477 00:16:42,379 --> 00:16:45,247 This is the most expensive thing I own. 478 00:16:45,315 --> 00:16:47,415 One telescope for one broken sign? 479 00:16:49,319 --> 00:16:50,886 You're lucky I don't call the police. 480 00:16:50,954 --> 00:16:52,787 If I see you around here again, I will. 481 00:16:52,856 --> 00:16:54,756 And they will find you, Blaze. 482 00:16:54,825 --> 00:16:56,458 They will find you. 483 00:16:58,662 --> 00:16:59,794 You were right. 484 00:16:59,863 --> 00:17:02,197 That was irresponsible of me, and I'm back. 485 00:17:02,266 --> 00:17:04,266 But it was nice to be on the same side. 486 00:17:04,334 --> 00:17:05,967 You were responsible, Dylan. 487 00:17:06,036 --> 00:17:08,203 Maybe we can all be responsible ones now. 488 00:17:08,272 --> 00:17:11,239 ? 489 00:17:13,377 --> 00:17:15,076 Come on, weenie! Drive! 490 00:17:16,847 --> 00:17:21,283 This $50 Amazon gift card is sold for $34... 95. 491 00:17:21,351 --> 00:17:25,053 Okay, DJ Kenneth thinks this fundraiser's only going so-so. 492 00:17:25,122 --> 00:17:26,488 - That concludes... - Uh, Kenneth! 493 00:17:26,557 --> 00:17:27,722 I got something else to auction. 494 00:17:27,791 --> 00:17:29,324 Well, is it lessons on how to treat a deejay? 495 00:17:29,393 --> 00:17:30,625 'Cause they could use that! 496 00:17:30,694 --> 00:17:31,660 [CROWD GROANS] 497 00:17:31,728 --> 00:17:33,929 Um... [CLEARS THROAT] 498 00:17:33,997 --> 00:17:36,231 I always thought people with families different from mine 499 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:37,566 couldn't understand me, 500 00:17:37,634 --> 00:17:40,335 but after trapping this woman in an elevator... 501 00:17:40,404 --> 00:17:41,937 - [CROWD GASPS] - No, no, she's fine. 502 00:17:42,005 --> 00:17:43,238 I mean, Sarah, tell them you're fine. 503 00:17:43,307 --> 00:17:44,472 Well, my back hurts a little bit. 504 00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:45,473 She's fine. 505 00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:46,708 Anyway, I realized 506 00:17:46,777 --> 00:17:49,578 that you all have JJs with wants and needs 507 00:17:49,646 --> 00:17:52,514 that are just as important as my child's. 508 00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:55,150 I don't succeed at getting my kid what he wants 509 00:17:55,219 --> 00:17:58,386 just because his stuff matters more than yours. 510 00:17:58,455 --> 00:18:00,855 I get it 'cause I've got a lot of fight in me 511 00:18:00,924 --> 00:18:02,324 and I've had to do much practice. 512 00:18:02,392 --> 00:18:03,758 So, anyway, that's what I'm offering... 513 00:18:03,827 --> 00:18:06,528 me fighting for anything you desire. 514 00:18:06,597 --> 00:18:07,796 100 bucks a pop. 515 00:18:07,864 --> 00:18:09,764 Proceeds go to the Lafayette fencing team. 516 00:18:09,833 --> 00:18:11,366 - [CROWD REACTS EXCITEDLY] - Any takers? 517 00:18:11,435 --> 00:18:12,467 - MAN: Over here! - WOMAN: Yes! Here! 518 00:18:12,536 --> 00:18:14,703 [GASPS] Look at you all! 519 00:18:14,771 --> 00:18:16,671 Kenneth, this is some crowd! 520 00:18:16,740 --> 00:18:18,873 [DISCO MUSIC PLAYS] 521 00:18:18,942 --> 00:18:22,310 ? 522 00:18:22,379 --> 00:18:25,413 Don't... D-Don't say anything. Just... Just listen. 523 00:18:25,482 --> 00:18:26,715 I didn't come here tonight 524 00:18:26,783 --> 00:18:30,018 intending to deceive you with magical shoes, 525 00:18:30,087 --> 00:18:32,988 but I put them on, and I liked the confidence they gave me, 526 00:18:33,056 --> 00:18:36,958 and I liked the way you looked at me in them. 527 00:18:37,027 --> 00:18:39,461 But it wasn't real. This is. 528 00:18:39,529 --> 00:18:41,696 I am a not-tall man. 529 00:18:41,765 --> 00:18:44,199 You know, it takes a lot of nerve to do something like that. 530 00:18:46,169 --> 00:18:48,103 Even more to admit it. 531 00:18:48,171 --> 00:18:49,771 - You're not mad? - Yeah. 532 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:52,374 Mad at how inspired I am to admit my own insecurity. 533 00:18:53,910 --> 00:18:55,377 My name's Carl. 534 00:18:55,445 --> 00:18:57,512 And I always think waiters are hitting on my wife. 535 00:18:58,649 --> 00:18:59,614 Uh... 536 00:18:59,683 --> 00:19:01,549 I dye my hair. 537 00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:04,853 I'm a natural brunet, but I-I hate it. 538 00:19:04,921 --> 00:19:06,254 I'm not in shape. 539 00:19:06,323 --> 00:19:07,322 No! 540 00:19:07,391 --> 00:19:09,524 I'm just wearing a man girdle. Look. 541 00:19:09,593 --> 00:19:10,825 [VELCRO RIPS] 542 00:19:10,894 --> 00:19:11,993 Whoa! 543 00:19:12,062 --> 00:19:13,495 Awesome! 544 00:19:13,563 --> 00:19:15,297 You changed lives today, Jimmy. 545 00:19:15,365 --> 00:19:16,798 Platform shoes or not... 546 00:19:19,136 --> 00:19:21,703 ...you'll always be tall to me. 547 00:19:21,772 --> 00:19:23,438 And me. 548 00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:24,639 And me. 549 00:19:26,343 --> 00:19:29,978 This is the best, weirdest... 550 00:19:30,047 --> 00:19:32,547 first fundraiser I have ever been to. 551 00:19:32,616 --> 00:19:34,849 So, textbooks for the Spanish club, 552 00:19:34,918 --> 00:19:36,418 fencing's gonna be reinstated, 553 00:19:36,486 --> 00:19:39,154 and one of the parents wants fewer water fountains, 554 00:19:39,222 --> 00:19:40,422 for some reason. 555 00:19:40,490 --> 00:19:41,956 This list is strange. 556 00:19:42,025 --> 00:19:43,325 Hey! 557 00:19:43,393 --> 00:19:44,959 I'm getting parents everything they want! 558 00:19:45,028 --> 00:19:46,194 Look at you, giving back. 559 00:19:46,263 --> 00:19:47,962 Yeah, and I want to. 560 00:19:48,031 --> 00:19:50,131 Dr. Miller, I don't say this very often, 561 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,734 but thank you... for everything. 562 00:19:52,803 --> 00:19:55,136 We love being part of this community. 563 00:19:55,205 --> 00:19:56,838 We're home. 564 00:19:56,907 --> 00:19:58,073 What's wrong? 565 00:19:58,141 --> 00:20:00,208 Oh, now's not the time. 566 00:20:00,277 --> 00:20:02,010 But I've spoken with JJ's teachers. 567 00:20:02,053 --> 00:20:03,078 He's... 568 00:20:03,146 --> 00:20:05,280 not gonna graduate this year. 569 00:20:07,451 --> 00:20:08,917 [VOCALIZING] 570 00:20:08,985 --> 00:20:10,218 What up? [CHUCKLES] 571 00:20:12,104 --> 00:20:13,236 Too much of a good thing? 572 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:19,625 Alright. 573 00:20:19,692 --> 00:20:21,926 So, Mom and Dad are gonna notice that my telescope is gone, 574 00:20:21,996 --> 00:20:24,062 but it'll be fine, because we're all pals now. 575 00:20:24,131 --> 00:20:25,397 We can back each other up. 576 00:20:25,466 --> 00:20:28,867 So, the story is, we saw a poor, young schoolgirl. 577 00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:31,203 She told us her dream was to be an astronomer, but... 578 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,871 Sounds great, Ray. 579 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,873 You guys aren't gonna have my back, are you? 580 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,208 No. 581 00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:38,310 Alright, I guess it's back to where we started... 582 00:20:38,379 --> 00:20:40,145 Dylan and JJ against the weenie. 583 00:20:40,214 --> 00:20:43,182 At least I still have the 20 bucks Mom and Dad gave us. 584 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:46,451 "Give it to me, or I'll tell them you..." 585 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,053 D-R... "drove." 586 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,688 [SIGHS] 587 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,791 Fun team while it lasted. 588 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:55,060 Guess we'll always have the memories. 589 00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:57,664 Nah. Give me those, too. 590 00:20:57,714 --> 00:21:02,264 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0